To be clear, these aren’t my predictions, I actually asked the Magic 8 Ball!
You don’t need to wait for the Renew/Cancel report on Tuesday when you have the Magic 8 Ball. Plus, you can ask questions the Index isn’t good at answering.
These are honest-to-goodness Magic 8 Ball results. If you don’t have your own Magic 8 Ball you can go virtual. I prefer the good old fashioned shaking of the physical version as opposed to a mouse click, but that’s just me.
Will Grey’s Anatomy Be Renewed?
It is decidedly so
Will Dollhouse be renewed?
Don’t count on it.
If those two were the control questions, it looked like the Magic 8 Ball was off to a great start, so I posed.
Will Dawn Ostroff be running The CW next season?
Reply Hazy, Try Again
So I tried again.
Will Dawn Ostroff be running The CW next season?
You May Rely On It
Just to be safe, I threw in another control question:
Will NCIS win best drama Emmy next year?
It is decidedly so
Will Jay Leno go to three nights a week?
My Reply Is No
Will Chuck be renewed for a fourth season?
Better Not Tell You Now
Will Fringe be renewed for a third season?
Cannot predict now
Will Stargate Universe premiere have better ratings than Dollhouse this Friday?
My Sources Say No
Will Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles be resurrected on Syfy?
You May Rely On It
Are you a very accurate psychic?
Outlook Not So Good
Is NBC screwed?
Signs point to yes
LOL
Q: Which of Heroes, Trauma, and Mercy is in the most trouble?
A: It is decidedly so.
Q: Will The Good Wife continue to bring respectable ratings?
A: As I see it, yes.
Q: Between Ugly Betty and Southland, which will win?
A: Better Not Tell You Now.
Q: Will the repeats of Melrose Place bring better than 500,000 viewers and a .4 share?
A: Cannot predict now.
Q: Seeing as how the 8:00 Monday premier of House brought a 6.2/16 with 15.76 million viewers when compared to last year’s 8:00 Monday premier of T:SCC, which brought a 2.4/7 with 6.343 million viewers, then was not continuing to air T:SCC on Mondays a smart decision by Fox?
A: It is decidedly so.
Q: Is Chuck the last, best, hope for mankind?
A: You may rely on it.
LOL!
Dawn must have got dirty photos of her bosses at CBS and WB to keep her job
“Will Stargate Universe premiere have better ratings than Dollhouse this Friday?
My Sources Say No”
Silliness aside, Warehouse 13 was 3.5 mil Live+SD? It didn’t even dawn on me that SGU airs on Friday. Syfy needs the next spin-off to carry the network during this Fall.
I hope SGU gets higher ratings then Dollhouse (which is not hard) and what would be the icing on the cake is if TSCC is paired with it.
whats with this site your now saying TSCC could get renewed.
Oh you actually asked a Magic 8 ball. sorry
stop the dollhouse hate! cuz in the end you love it, but thing is friday is a big night of ALOT of shows now, which means stif compatition.
“Q: Is Chuck the last, best, hope for mankind?
A: You may rely on it.”
ROFL!!!
and ryan, give me a break, not everyone is a wheadonite
This made me smile this morning….Thanks Robert
Bob, funny post. May I ask what brand Magic 8 Ball you use?
You might want to be a little careful about predicting TSCC’s return. The fans just might start thinking you actually support the show…
LOL…This is brilliant.
My favorite:
Are you a very accurate psychic?
Outlook Not So Good
Does the CW suck?
YES.
Why?
Dawn Ostroff is an idiot.
LOL! That made my day.
Well Grey’s being renewed is a given, Fringe will probably get a third year while Chuck probably wont.
TSCC was a very high cost show given its effects budget. Do you think they could make TSCC on a cable budget. Then again Dollhouse budget should be getting pretty close to a cable budget.
well think of the later seasons of SG-1 and even Atlantis. Great Special effects on Cable i think they could do it.
“Will NBC pick up season 2 of Merlin?”
Cannot predict now.
“Will Chuck be renewed for next season?”
Yes.
“Will Community be renewed for next season?”
My reply is no. (Hmm…)
“Will the TSCC loonies ever be committed?”
Outlook good.
“Has Robert finally lost his marbles [in consulting you]?”
Yes. (The Magic 8-ball’s words, Robert, not mine!)