Here’s a joke for you. How many people want to watch a tense, odd-looking, non-performer at bedtime? Two million fewer than wanted to watch a jovial banana-face.

Yeah, it’s a bad joke but a true comedian could sell it. The public ain’t buying what Conan ain’t sellin’.

let me guess what could possibly be given on a random late show:
picture of Dick Cheney that was taken down in the white house where his eyes follow you (along with the music theyve played 50 times)

a joke about where is sarah palin when you need her in reference to the skunk problem in NYC

picture of the statue of liberty holding something different or with a different hat

more bernie madoff jokes…..at least he finally was back in the news the past week……unlike the past 6 months where letterman continued with madoff jokes when nothing new had developed

a joke about a squirrel and his nuts

and nonsensical yankees joke about kate hudson

possilby a fire dave rally joke even though thats 4 months old

i used to have more but it appears dave has finally stopped with the ruth madoff jokes about saving money by switching to geico or keeping her tires inflated

Job one? Learn how to tell a joke.

The big news is now the LLS is starting to attract the 18-49 demo away from Fallon. I guess in the slight panic the suits at NBC may be feeling over everything else (not just Conan and Jay but the crappiest crapfest of a primetime lineup possibly ever), Fallon may continue to be safe for a little while, but not much longer if Craig keeps pulling Fallon’s main demo away from him.