Or is that Howard Wolowitz’s grand plan? I get them confused.

Personally, I’d love to see Whedon get to write and direct any big budget Sci-Fi or superhero movie. When his remake of Plan Nine From Outer Space lost its financing I was devastated. Thank god we can at least look forward to the big screen version of Dollhouse once Fox cancels it and me and the other psycho DH fans take out an ad in Variety crying a pox on Rupert Murdoch’s house. Can’t wait to see Eliza pick up her Oscar once that comes out. She is the Mammie Gummer of sci-fi television.

PS – My buddy, TSCC’s Biggest Fan, wanted me to point out that Joss Whedon is a big old poopy face in his eyes. He still doesn’t understand why Whedon was never arrested for his liability in the cancellation of TSCC and his part in global warming, the rise of H1N1, the collapse of the investment banking market, the sub prime mortgage crisis, and the popularity of Ed Hardy T-shirts.

And my deep scary scratchy leopard-man voice is an ARTISTIC CHOICE, damn it!

I feel a tantrum coming on.

I’m a huge TSCC fan, and I find this hilarious.

At the very least, T3 and T:SCC, as both claiming to “follow” the events of T2, represent different reboots of the franchise.

BTW, as I understand it Joss Whedon’s only successful show was one where “the writers talked about the emotional issues facing Buffy Summers and how she would confront them through her battle against evil supernatural forces. Then the episode’s story was “broken” into acts and scenes“.

Can I just say that the idea of approaching a continuation of T:SCC, which became utterly unwatchable due to the insistence of the writers to focus on the emotional, depressive, state of the lead characters, by someone who would invent such a story writing technique as the above, terrifies the crap out of me?

I’m rather glad Whedon is joshing with us. No pun intended.

The “success” of that right bankrupted the previous right owner, so Sony will probably pay $30-50 million for it.

“I am a leaf on the wind”

And apart from that… Terminator of the rings – I’d watch that!

…probably more ugly than a Rolling Stones group photo at the very least….

Who could possibly be better for saving a huge franchise like Terminator other than my main Joss Whedon?! I mean, he wrote Alien Resurrection, which is clearly the best movie in the Alien franchise! That alone should get him the job!

I am more than willing to pitch in another $10,000 for him, so that he might be able to get the franchise for a low, low price of 20,000 dollars! I am not allowed to actually get within 500 feet of the awesome Joss himself, due to a restraining order, but I don’t think I’m forbidden from sending him stuff! On the other hand, I could get, say, 501 feet away from him, and then use a slingshot to send him the cash! That couldn’t possibly go wrong, could it?!

Dollhouse! Dollhouse! Dollhouse! The existing Terminator franchise drools! Dollhouse rules! Dollhouse!

Where the heck you looking man?

I’m a TSCC fan and I found it funny as hell. So did a lot of TSCC fans I know.

…which means that perhaps he and the real Joss should switch places, and see if the next Wheedon series does better…

…although Joss channelling JBF probably wouldn’t be as funny, JBF’s series should do much better than Dollhouse…

…and as long as the real Joss gets 40 percent of the writing and production profits (but only if he plays JBF regularly here, though!), everyone wins

But funny. Make this happen, Rights Owners!

*looks at watch and waits for JBF to comment*

Aren’t they really all the same guy though? Has anyone ever actually seen them all in the same room together?

Groundwork’s there for a good movie if they actually put the effort into an excellent script.

So, Bill, Rob, you going to start a pool on which studio makes the highest bid? It’d be the TVBTN version of March Madness…