Last May's multi-day Nielsen ratings delay motivated a haiku contest. Not sure if this delay will last that long (no more information till Wednesday AM at the earliest), but composing haiku can be quite calming.
Three Rivers still on,
despite terrible ratings,
It's the accountants.
Go for it.
“Castle’s doing well?
How can we justify that?”
“Let’s turn out the lights.”
Smallville is awesome.
Great Friday night performer.
It’s very lucky.
Smallville is awesome.
Great Friday night performer.
It’s very lucky.
Survivor beats all
every Thursday without fail
but gets no respect
The Visitors have come to ABC
The question remains
Will it be a “quiet success
Fox Tuesdays still vague,
Was this Lie to Me’s swan song?
No answer today.
Is Sci-Fi dying?
Fringe, Heroes, V, Flashforward
Last show, turn off lights.
The Big Bang Theory
Did many watch when Sheldon
Got to second base?
Backup power failed
To come on in time to keep
Me busy today
House will reign supreme
A guaranteed demo king
Nielsen need not sing
just showin my House some lovin’
three rivers is a goner and this will be cold case last season and the numbers are up to time for rob morrow to find a real job now that the joke of a show will go away in feb 10 thank god cbs awoke from there crack induced high and is starting fresh cya to those jokes of so called shows yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Smallville is awsome
great friday night show
it beats all shows ha!
I want the ratings
I mostly just want Castle
Castle will own ha!
Hokusai and I
Ratings wait so boredom
Moon you all shall we
Within my Castle,
You Lie to Me,
not Forgotten.
Can’t let go
from the nurses
that show no Mercy
OK, it was somewhat certain that I’d moon about Mercy.
Castle is the best!
Nielson doesn’t speak for me!
Castle, Castle, yay!
Lol. Sorry, just having some fun.
No Nielsen data
No Renew/Cancel Index
Lots of blank bingo squares
CBS Monday
NPH stars in a new
How I Met Your Mo-
i am going to be differtn
NCIS Crushes V
A flower drum song
For Miyoshi Umeki
And Nick Yemana.
Does House lie to me?
He likes the show called “Courtship”
Better than Castle.
Mr. Roubidoux
Loved Umeki very much
And more than Carter
Two and a half men
With Jake now a fuller man
How to cut by half?
Jay Leno’s trauma
May God have mercy upon
Zucker the *er
I love Croatians
ER and Castle have them
Katic and Visnjic
Someone, please help me!
Give some mother-in-law plant
Sap to Bergeron
I certainly bet
That any Bill Bixby show
Beats CW
Land of misfit toys
Sponsored this year by iPhone?
There’s a map for that!
Haiku is pleasing
To read, For power outage
I want to blame Chuck