Jay Leno Jokes About Show Being Canceled in Jay Leno Show Monologue

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January 7th, 2010

Update Jan 7 6:00p PT: here's the video.

Sorry about the ALL CAPS but I'm focused on Colt McCoy's shoulder injury.  These jokes were in tonight's The Jay Leno Show monologue:

-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KATIE COURIC, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY. SHE LEFT NBC FOR ANOTHER NETWORK. I HAVE TO GIVE HER CALL TO SEE HOW THAT IS WORKING OUT.

-- AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, THERE IS A RUMOR FLOATING AROUND THAT WE WERE CANCELED.  I HEARD IT COMING IN THIS MORNING ON THE RADIO.  SO FAR NO ONE HAS SAID ANYTHING TO ME.  BUT KEV, IF WE DID GET CANCELED IT WILL GIVE US TIME TO DO SOME TRAVELING.  I UNDERSTAND THAT FOX IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR.

-- I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMORS.  SEE, IT’S ALWAYS BEEN MY EXPERIENCE THAT NBC ONLY CANCELS YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN FIRST PLACE.  SO WE ARE FINE.  WE ARE OK.

-- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?  NBC FOUND FOUR GUNS IN MY LOCKER.  I WAS SUSPENDED.

-- THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED THEY WILL CONDUCT AN ANTI-TRUST REVIEW OF COMCAST'S PROPOSED DEAL TO MERGE WITH NBC. AN ANTI-TRUST REVIEW. WHICH IS THE RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH NBC. ANTI-TRUST.

-- HEY KEV, WHAT DOES NBC STAND FOR? NEVER BELIEVE YOUR CONTRACT.  BUT YOU KNOW…

 
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