Slow news day + USA Hockey blowing out Finland in semifinals = Kate Gosselin post! Forgive me.
ABC will announce Monday that TLC reality star Kate Gosselin will be one of the hoofers on the next round of "," according to a source with knowledge of the situation.
At press time, the deal was virtually done for the now-divorced mother of eight to become one of the celebrities vying for the cheesetastic Mirrored Disco Ball.
This will be the fulfillment of a dream for Gosselin who, on Jay Leno's ill-fated prime-time show, said she'd like to be on "Stars" because she can't dance. "I want to laugh at myself," Gosselin told Leno. "I so cannot dance."