Here we go, a single fan excuse bingo card for the upcoming cancellation season. If the past is any indication, there will be plenty of opportunities for playing.
Yes, I know they're not all excuses, but the "Fan Excuse/Threat/Lament Bingo Card" would get a bit cumbersome, and you know you'll be happy when you get to fill in the "I will boycott the network if they cancel it" square nearly immediately each day.
After thinking about it a bit more, I'm not motivated to go for any merchandising at this point. Who knows what the future holds though.
For the diehard excuse fanatics, do not fear, if you'd like to regale your friends with the many past fan excuse bingo cards they're still here.