Chuck Lorre “If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.”

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Chuck Lorre, such a kidder!

From the vanity card at the end of last night’s Two And A Half Men (the last new episode, at least for now):

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #329

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.

via chucklorre.com

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