Some folks have come to like playing "The Elimination Game" in our comments section for the Renew/Cancel Index posts, now you've got a post all your own to do it in.
If you're among the first people reading this post, and don't know how to play, hang on and I'm sure someone will explain it in the comments soon enough.
Go for it!
ABC
APARTMENT 23 – 24
HAPPY ENDINGS – 17 (+3)
PRIVATE PRACTICE – 1 (-3)
666 PARK AVENUE – 20 (+1)
LAST RESORT – 33
LAST MAN STANDING – 20
MALIBU COUNTRY – 20
SCANDAL – 15 (-2)
CASTLE – 48 (-1)
NASHVILLE – 24 (+2)
THE NEIGHBORS – 24
THE MIDDLE – 32
SUBURGATORY – 35
REVENGE – 25
ONCE UPON A TIME – 35
GREY’S ANATOMY – 20
MODERN FAMILY – 33
ALL STARS
80s:
MAGNUM, P.I. – 0 (-3) – and it’s out!
CHEERS – 22 (+2)
COSBY SHOW – 21 (+3)
M*A*S*H – 16
21 JUMP STREET – 16
STAR TREK TNG – 17
THE A-TEAM – 14 (-1)
THE WONDER YEARS – 17
ST. ELSEWHERE – 6 (-2)
MURDER, SHE WROTE – 23 (+1)
90s
SEINFELD – 19
FRIENDS – 20
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND – 21 (-1)
THE X-FILES – 21
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER – 26
ROSEANNE – 12 (+1)
DOOGIE HOWSER – 2 (-3)
FREAKS AND GEEKS – 13 (+3)
WILL & GRACE – 10 (+2)
WINGS – 6 (-2)
00s
LOST – 51
FIREFLY – 23 (+2)
24 – 9
HEROES – 2 (-3)
SMALLVILLE – 8
DARK ANGEL – 0 (-2) – going dark, once and for all!
DOLLHOUSE – 7 (-1)
ANGEL – 9 (+1)
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES – 9
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT – 12 (+3)
ALIAS – 18
10s
CHUCK – 20 (+1)
TERRA NOVA – 18
MISSING – 13
ALCATRAZ – 14
HOUSE – 17 (+2)
AWAKE – 10
THE EVENT – 12
THE GOOD GUYS – 5 (-2)
COUGAR TOWN – 23 (+3)
NO ORDINARY FAMILY – 1 (-3)
HARRY’S LAW – 11
PRIME SUSPECT – 8 (-1)
ABC
APARTMENT 23 – 24
HAPPY ENDINGS – 17
PRIVATE PRACTICE – 0 (-1) Elimanated!
666 PARK AVENUE – 20
LAST RESORT – 33
LAST MAN STANDING – 18 (-2)
MALIBU COUNTRY – 17 (-3)
SCANDAL – 15
CASTLE – 49 (+1)
NASHVILLE – 24
THE NEIGHBORS – 24
THE MIDDLE – 32
SUBURGATORY – 35
REVENGE – 28 (+3)
ONCE UPON A TIME – 37 (+2)
GREY’S ANATOMY – 20
MODERN FAMILY – 33
CW:
NIKITA – 40 (+2)
EMILY OWENS, MD – 23 (-1)
90210 – 14 (-3)
HART OF DIXIE – 26
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 13 (-2)
SUPERNATURAL – 29
ARROW – 50 (+3)
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES – 30
FOX:
FRINGE – 59 (+3)
THE MOB DOCTOR – 5 (-3)
BEN AND KATE – 29 (-2)
RAISING HOPE – 47
THE MINDY PROJECT – 25 (+1)
THE CLEVELAND SHOW – 6 (-1)
BOB’S BURGERS – 33
BONES – 24
AMERICAN DAD – 19
GLEE – 15 (+2)
NEW GIRL – 23
FAMILY GUY – 17
THE SIMPSONS – 27
NBC:
30 ROCK – 37
UP ALL NIGHT – 16 (-2)
GUYS WITH KIDS – 15 (-3)
PARKS & RECREATION – 42 (+2)
GRIMM – 17
CHICAGO FIRE – 11
SVU – 19
PARENTHOOD – 25
THE NEW NORMAL – 22
THE OFFICE – 23 (+1)
GO ON – 39 (-1)
REVOLUTION – 60 (+3)
CBS
CSI: NY – 25
BLUE BLOODS – 20
THE GOOD WIFE – 28
THE MENTALIST – 35
VEGAS – 18 (-2)
HAWAII FIVE-0 – 11 (-3)
ELEMENTARY – 23
CSI – 25
PERSON OF INTEREST – 36 (+2)
NCIS: LOS ANGELES – 25
CRIMINAL MINDS – 21
MIKE & MOLLY – 34
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER – 21 (+1)
NCIS – 32
2 BROKE GIRLS – 25 (-1)
TWO AND A HALF MEN – 10
THE BIG BANG THEORY – 39 (+3)
ALL STARS
80s:
CHEERS – 21 (-1)
COSBY SHOW – 21
M*A*S*H – 16
21 JUMP STREET – 17 (+1)
STAR TREK TNG – 19 (+2)
THE A-TEAM – 14
THE WONDER YEARS – 15 (-2)
ST. ELSEWHERE – 3 (-3)
MURDER, SHE WROTE – 26 (+3)
90s
SEINFELD – 19
FRIENDS – 23 (+3)
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND – 21
THE X-FILES – 23 (+2)
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER – 27 (+1)
ROSEANNE – 11 (-1)
DOOGIE HOWSER – 0 (-2)
FREAKS AND GEEKS – 13
WILL & GRACE – 10
WINGS – 3 (-3)
00s
LOST – 54 (+3)
FIREFLY – 24 (+1)
24 – 8 (-1)
HEROES – 0 (-2)Eliminated!
SMALLVILLE – 6 (-2)
DOLLHOUSE – 7
ANGEL – 9
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES – 6 (-3)
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT – 12
ALIAS – 20 (+2)
10s
CHUCK – 22 (+2)
TERRA NOVA – 18
MISSING – 13
ALCATRAZ – 14
HOUSE – 20 (+3)
AWAKE – 10
THE EVENT – 13 (+1)
THE GOOD GUYS – 2 (-3)
COUGAR TOWN – 23
NO ORDINARY FAMILY – 0 (-1) Eliminated!
HARRY’S LAW – 11
PRIME SUSPECT – 6 (-2)
ABC
APARTMENT 23 – 24
HAPPY ENDINGS – 15 (-2)
666 PARK AVENUE – 19 (-1)
LAST RESORT – 36 (+3)
LAST MAN STANDING – 18
MALIBU COUNTRY – 17
SCANDAL – 15
CASTLE – 51 (+2)
NASHVILLE – 24
THE NEIGHBORS – 24
THE MIDDLE – 33 (+1)
SUBURGATORY – 35
REVENGE – 25 (-3)
ONCE UPON A TIME – 37
GREY’S ANATOMY – 20
MODERN FAMILY – 33
CBS
CSI: NY – 25
BLUE BLOODS – 18 (-2)
THE GOOD WIFE – 28
THE MENTALIST – 37 (+2)
VEGAS – 18
HAWAII FIVE-0 – 11
ELEMENTARY – 23
CSI – 25
PERSON OF INTEREST – 36
NCIS: LOS ANGELES – 25
CRIMINAL MINDS – 21
MIKE & MOLLY – 34
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER – 18 (-3)
NCIS – 35 (+3)
2 BROKE GIRLS – 24 (-1)
TWO AND A HALF MEN – 11 (+1)
THE BIG BANG THEORY – 39
CW:
NIKITA – 42 (+2)
EMILY OWENS, MD – 23
90210 – 12 (-2)
HART OF DIXIE – 25 (-1)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 13
SUPERNATURAL – 32 (+3)
ARROW – 51 (+1)
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES – 27 (-3)
FOX:
FRINGE – 62 (+3)
THE MOB DOCTOR – 5
BEN AND KATE – 28 (-1)
RAISING HOPE – 49 (+2)
THE MINDY PROJECT – 25
THE CLEVELAND SHOW – 6
BOB’S BURGERS – 33
BONES – 25 (+1)
AMERICAN DAD – 19
GLEE – 12 (-3)
NEW GIRL – 21 (-2)
FAMILY GUY – 17
THE SIMPSONS – 27
NBC:
30 ROCK – 39 (+2)
UP ALL NIGHT – 15 (-1)
GUYS WITH KIDS – 15
PARKS & RECREATION – 40 (-2)
GRIMM – 18 (+1)
CHICAGO FIRE – 11
SVU – 19
PARENTHOOD – 25
THE NEW NORMAL – 19 (-3)
THE OFFICE – 23
GO ON – 39
REVOLUTION – 63 (+3)
80s:
CHEERS – 21
COSBY SHOW – 21
M*A*S*H – 15 (-1)
21 JUMP STREET – 20 (+3)
STAR TREK TNG – 21 (+2)
THE A-TEAM – 15 (+1)
THE WONDER YEARS – 13 (-2)
ST. ELSEWHERE – 0 (-3) Diagnosis: dead.
MURDER, SHE WROTE – 26
90s
SEINFELD – 19
FRIENDS – 20 (-3)
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND – 21
THE X-FILES – 25 (+2)
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER – 30 (+3)
ROSEANNE – 11
FREAKS AND GEEKS – 14 (+1)
WILL & GRACE – 8 (-2)
WINGS – 2 (-1)
00s
LOST – 57 (+3)
FIREFLY – 26 (+2)
24 – 8
SMALLVILLE – 5 (-1)
DOLLHOUSE – 7
ANGEL – 9
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES – 3 (-3)
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT – 10 (-2)
ALIAS – 20
10s
CHUCK – 22
TERRA NOVA – 21 (+3)
MISSING – 13
ALCATRAZ – 14
HOUSE – 17 (-3)
AWAKE – 10
THE EVENT – 15 (+2)
THE GOOD GUYS – 3 (+1)
COUGAR TOWN – 21 (-2)
HARRY’S LAW – 10 (-1)
PRIME SUSPECT – 6
80s:
CHEERS – 24 (+3)
COSBY SHOW – 22 (+1)
M*A*S*H – 15
21 JUMP STREET – 18 (-2)
STAR TREK TNG – 20 (-1)
THE A-TEAM – 12 (-3)
THE WONDER YEARS – 15 (+2)
MURDER, SHE WROTE – 26
90s
SEINFELD – 21 (+2)
FRIENDS – 20
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND – 24 (+3)
THE X-FILES – 25
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER – 31 (+1)
ROSEANNE – 11
FREAKS AND GEEKS – 13 (-1)
WILL & GRACE – 5 (-3)
WINGS – 0 (-2) time to fly away
00s
LOST – 60 (+3)
FIREFLY – 26
24 – 8
SMALLVILLE – 3 (-2)
DOLLHOUSE – 6 (-1)
ANGEL – 9
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES – 0 (-3) so desperate they’re gone, off to other neighborhoods
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT – 12 (+2)
ALIAS – 21 (+1)
10s
CHUCK – 25 (+3)
TERRA NOVA – 21
MISSING – 10 (-3)
ALCATRAZ – 14
HOUSE – 15 (-2)
AWAKE – 10
THE EVENT – 14 (-1)
THE GOOD GUYS – 4 (+1)
COUGAR TOWN – 23 (+2)
HARRY’S LAW – 10
PRIME SUSPECT – 6
quote from Arrested Development:
Marta: [after Gob's magic trick scares some children] They’re children. How could you do that?
Gob: Oh, sure, first you dump all over it. Now you want to know how it’s done.
NBC:
30 ROCK – 41 (+2)
UP ALL NIGHT – 15
GUYS WITH KIDS – 15
PARKS & RECREATION – 43 (+3)
GRIMM – 18
CHICAGO FIRE – 10 (-1)
SVU – 17 (-2)
PARENTHOOD – 22 (-3)
THE NEW NORMAL – 19
THE OFFICE – 23
GO ON – 40 (+1)
REVOLUTION – 63
quote from Community [3.18]:
Starburns [from his Will]: As for my collection of Styx albums, I leave that to NO ONE because that’s who appreciated Styx as much as me.
FOX:
FRINGE – 62
THE MOB DOCTOR – 3 (-2)
BEN AND KATE – 30 (+2)
RAISING HOPE – 52 (+3)
THE MINDY PROJECT – 25
THE CLEVELAND SHOW – 6
BOB’S BURGERS – 34 (+1)
BONES – 25
AMERICAN DAD – 16 (-3)
GLEE – 12
NEW GIRL – 21
FAMILY GUY – 16 (-1)
THE SIMPSONS – 27
quote from TMP [1.8]:
Dr. Castellano: You’re supposed to be the calm, cool, collected British guy, right? “Keep calm and carry on”?
Dr. Reed: That’s actually bull. My grandparents were running around like screaming girls the entire wars.
ABC
APARTMENT 23 – 24
HAPPY ENDINGS – 16 (+1)
666 PARK AVENUE – 19
LAST RESORT – 36
LAST MAN STANDING – 18
MALIBU COUNTRY – 16 (-1)
SCANDAL – 15
CASTLE – 54 (+3)
NASHVILLE – 24
THE NEIGHBORS – 24
THE MIDDLE – 35 (+2)
SUBURGATORY – 33 (-2)
REVENGE – 25
ONCE UPON A TIME – 37
GREY’S ANATOMY – 17 (-3)
MODERN FAMILY – 33
quote from HE [3.5]:
Max: I don’t like that guy and I want it on record.
Dave: We’ve been over this. There is no actual record.
Max: Then why are we doing any of this?!
CSI: NY – 25
BLUE BLOODS – 18
THE GOOD WIFE – 29 (+1)
THE MENTALIST – 37
VEGAS – 18
HAWAII FIVE-0 – 10 (-1)
ELEMENTARY – 23
CSI – 25
PERSON OF INTEREST – 36
NCIS: LOS ANGELES – 25
CRIMINAL MINDS – 21
MIKE & MOLLY – 34
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER – 20 (+2)
NCIS – 35
2 BROKE GIRLS – 22 (-2)
TWO AND A HALF MEN – 8 (-3)
THE BIG BANG THEORY – 42 (+3)
I wish Rules of Engagement was in this game, but it’s not eligible yet.
I’m out of CBS quotes, but how about a quote from Parks that’s ABOUT Angela Lansbury, sort of (Murder She Wrote was CBS):
quote from P&R [3.6]:
Leslie: I mean, he’s not gonna be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbury, but that was because of my haircut.
CW:
NIKITA – 42
EMILY OWENS, MD – 23
90210 – 9 (-3)
HART OF DIXIE – 26 (+1)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 11 (-2)
SUPERNATURAL – 35 (+3)
ARROW – 53 (+2)
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES – 26 (-1)
from SPN’s “The French Mistake,” I think:
Dean Winchester: What’s a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it’s kinda like a slave.