Some folks have come to like playing "The Elimination Game" in our comments section for the Renew/Cancel Index posts, now you've got a post all your own to do it in.
If you're among the first people reading this post, and don't know how to play, hang on and I'm sure someone will explain it in the comments soon enough.
Go for it!
CW
EMILY OWENS – 21 (-1)
NIKITA – 46 (-2)
THE CARRIE DIARIES – 13 (+1)
HART OF DIXIE – 33 (+3)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 14
SUPERNATURAL – 45 (-3)
ARROW – 53 (+2)
FOX
THE CLEVELAND SHOW – 9
THE MINDY PROJECT – 22
TOUCH – 50 (+3)
RAISING HOPE – 65 (+2)
NEW GIRL – 14
BONES – 26 (+1)
BOB’S BURGERS – 28 (-2)
GLEE – 15
THE SIMPSONS – 25 (-1)
THE FOLLOWING – 34
FAMILY GUY – 11 (-3)
NBC
UP ALL NIGHT – 7 (-2)
THE NEW NORMAL – 20 (+3)
1600 PENN – 23
COMMUNITY – 46
30 ROCK – 38 (-3)
GUYS WITH KIDS – 17
GO ON – 33 (+2)
DECEPTION – 23
SMASH – 27
DO NO HARM – 20
PARKS & REC – 38
GRIMM – 21
PARENTHOOD – 25
THE OFFICE – 23 (-1)
SVU – 15
CHICAGO FIRE – 25
REVOLUTION – 52 (+1)
Basic Cable:
COUGAR TOWN – 51
PERCEPTION – 33 (+2)
THE AMERICANS – 33
CONTINUUM – 37 (+1)
PSYCH – 26 (-2)
THE WALKING DEAD – 26 (-1)
AMERICAN HORROR STORY – 26
FALLING SKIES – 25
WAREHOUSE 13 – 24
DOCTOR WHO – 23
BURN NOTICE – 24
RIZZOLI & ISLES – 31 (-3)
HOT IN CLEVELAND – 15 (+3)
Premium Cable:
DEXTER – 30 (-3)
GAME OF THRONES – 39 (-1)
TORCHWOOD – 33 (-2)
HOMELAND – 41 (+2)
THE NEWSROOM – 42 (+3)
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM – 33
BOARDWALK EMPIRE – 25
SHAMELESS – 18
THE BORGIAS – 26 (+1)
CALIFORNICATION – 25
GIRLS – 13
SPARTACUS – 21
EPISODES – 29
80s:
CHEERS – 20
21 JUMP STREET – 18 (-3)
STAR TREK TNG – 17
CAGNEY AND LACEY – 10
THE COSBY SHOW – 16 (+3)
THE GOLDEN GIRLS – 17 (+1)
M*A*S*H – 16 (+2)
THE A-TEAM – 15
FAMILY TIES – 0 (-2) The ties have been severed.
MOONLIGHTING – 13
KNIGHT RIDER – 10
MORK & MINDY – 0 (-1) Woo! Double elimination!
90s:
SEINFELD – 22
FRIENDS – 10 (+1)
THE X-FILES – 17 (-1)
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER – 28 (-2)
FREAKS AND GEEKS – 10
TWIN PEAKS – 10
MILLENNIUM – 0 (-3) Guess that millenium’s come to an end.
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND – 25 (+2)
ROSEANNE – 19 (+3)
MY SO-CALLED LIFE – 8
WINGS – 3
00s:
LOST – 62 (+3)
24 – 7 (-1)
FIREFLY – 18 (+2)
SCRUBS – 22
ANGEL – 15 (+1)
NUMB3RS – 4 (-3)
EUREKA – 0 (-2) Eliminated.
PUSHING DAISIES – 23
10s:
FRINGE – 33
TERRA NOVA – 19
MISSING – 13 (+2)
ALCATRAZ – 17 (+1)
LAST RESORT – 12 (+3)
CHUCK – 20 (-2)
THE GOOD GUYS – 15 (-3)
ALPHAS – 9
RUBICON – 9 (-1)
HOUSE – 3
HARRY’S LAW – 1
80s:
CHEERS – 23 (+3)
21 JUMP STREET – 15 (-3)
STAR TREK TNG – 15 (-2)
CAGNEY AND LACEY – 10
THE COSBY SHOW – 16
THE GOLDEN GIRLS – 19 (+2)
M*A*S*H – 17 (+1)
THE A-TEAM – 14 (-1)
MOONLIGHTING – 13
KNIGHT RIDER – 10
90s:
SEINFELD – 24 (+2)
FRIENDS – 10
THE X-FILES – 17
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER – 28
FREAKS AND GEEKS – 10
TWIN PEAKS – 9 (-1)
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND – 28 (+3)
ROSEANNE – 20 (+1)
MY SO-CALLED LIFE – 6 (-2)
WINGS – 0 (-3) flown away, eliminated
00s:
LOST – 65 (+3)
24 – 7
FIREFLY – 19 (+1)
SCRUBS – 24 (+2)
ANGEL – 13 (-2)
NUMB3RS – 1 (-3)
PUSHING DAISIES – 22 (-1)
10s:
FRINGE – 33
TERRA NOVA – 19
MISSING – 13
ALCATRAZ – 18 (+1)
LAST RESORT – 10 (-2)
CHUCK – 23 (+3)
THE GOOD GUYS – 17 (+2)
ALPHAS – 9
RUBICON – 9
HOUSE – 0 (-3) eliminated
HARRY’S LAW – 0 (-1) eliminated
from Cheers 2.13:
Guy: You must have a high threshold for pain.
Coach: I don’t know the meaning of the word.
Guy: Pretty tough guy there, huh?
Norm: No, no, he doesn’t know what threshold means.
Premium Cable:
DEXTER – 27 (-3)
GAME OF THRONES – 38 (-1)
TORCHWOOD – 31 (-2)
HOMELAND – 43 (+2)
THE NEWSROOM – 42
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM – 36 (+3)
BOARDWALK EMPIRE – 25
SHAMELESS – 18
THE BORGIAS – 26
CALIFORNICATION – 25
GIRLS – 13
SPARTACUS – 21
EPISODES – 30 (+1)
from Deadwood 1.1:
Seth Bullock: We got chamber pots to sell ya. And if you don’t know what one of those is, the man livin’ next to you will appreciate your findin’ out.
Basic Cable:
COUGAR TOWN – 54 (+3)
PERCEPTION – 33
THE AMERICANS – 33
CONTINUUM – 36 (-1)
PSYCH – 28 (+2)
THE WALKING DEAD – 26
AMERICAN HORROR STORY – 26
FALLING SKIES – 23 (-2)
WAREHOUSE 13 – 24
DOCTOR WHO – 20 (-3)
BURN NOTICE – 24
RIZZOLI & ISLES – 31
HOT IN CLEVELAND – 16 (+1)
from Psych 2.2:
Shawn: Don’t panic. Those bites are consistent with a T-Rex bite.
Gus: You know that?
Shawn: Yes, I know that. [shows picture of himself in the mouth of a T-Rex skeleton] I was canned from the Wyoming National Museum for that shot. The bruises didn’t go away for a year, but it was totally worth it. It was my best screensaver ever!
NBC
UP ALL NIGHT – 4 (-3)
THE NEW NORMAL – 20
1600 PENN – 23
COMMUNITY – 47 (+1)
30 ROCK – 40 (+2)
GUYS WITH KIDS – 17
GO ON – 33
DECEPTION – 21 (-2)
SMASH – 27
DO NO HARM – 19 (-1)
PARKS & REC – 41 (+3)
GRIMM – 21
PARENTHOOD – 25
THE OFFICE – 23
SVU – 15
CHICAGO FIRE – 25
REVOLUTION – 52
quote from GO 1.12:
Ryan: Very nice of you to have me on, especially after all the shots I take at you on the air.
Eisen: Well, what happens on the radio is between you and Dan from Burbank.
FOX
THE CLEVELAND SHOW – 6 (-3)
THE MINDY PROJECT – 23 (+1)
TOUCH – 50
RAISING HOPE – 68 (+3)
NEW GIRL – 14
BONES – 26
BOB’S BURGERS – 30 (+2)
GLEE – 14 (-1)
THE SIMPSONS – 25
THE FOLLOWING – 34
FAMILY GUY – 9 (-2)
Finally got some RH quotes last night. From the second episode:
Sabrina: [watching Homeland] I think America’s about to elect a terrorist as Vice President if somebody doesn’t start listening to Claire Danes.
CW
EMILY OWENS – 20 (-1)
NIKITA – 46
THE CARRIE DIARIES – 14 (+1)
HART OF DIXIE – 30 (-3)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 12 (-2)
SUPERNATURAL – 48 (+3)
ARROW – 55 (+2)
from SPN 5.16:
(in Heaven)
Ash: I have been all over. Johnny Cash. Andre the Giant. Einstein. Sam, that man can mix a white Russian. He**, the other day I found Mel V?tsy?yana.
Sam: Who?
Ash: Wrote the Kama Sutra. That boy’s heaven…all sweaty and confusing.
CBS
BLUE BLOODS – 22
CSI: NY – 21
VEGAS – 13
THE GOOD WIFE – 25
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT – 25 (+1)
THE MENTALIST – 23
CSI – 25
ELEMENTARY – 25
HAWAII FIVE-0 – 13 (-3)
NCIS: LA – 25
CRIMINAL MINDS – 6 (-2)
PERSON OF INTEREST – 54
MIKE & MOLLY – 33
NCIS – 32
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER – 26 (+2)
2 BROKE GIRLS – 17
TWO AND A HALF MEN – 9 (-1)
THE BIG BANG THEORY – 56 (+3)
Out of CBS quotes again, so I’ll use another NBC one. From 30R 3.1 (this one might be paraphrased, can’t remember if I got it right):
Kenneth: Three of my nine siblings were adopted. Some day I hope to find them.
ABC
HAPPY ENDINGS – 11
MALIBU COUNTRY – 9 (-1)
BODY OF PROOF – 31
LAST MAN STANDING – 25
CASTLE – 57 (+2)
THE NEIGHBORS – 16
NASHVILLE – 22
SUBURGATORY – 19 (-3)
THE MIDDLE – 56 (+3)
SCANDAL – 11 (-2)
ONCE UPON A TIME – 43 (+1)
GREY’S ANATOMY – 14
MODERN FAMILY – 32
Out of ABC, so another 30R tribute quote, from [6.22]:
Jack to Liz: …but any child would be lucky to have you be the mother it loves, then hates for a few years, then loves again, then half-heartedly defends to its spouse, then puts in a home.
Okay, my ABC vote failed to go through. Not sure why…
ABC
HAPPY ENDINGS – 8 (-3)
MALIBU COUNTRY – 9
BODY OF PROOF – 31
LAST MAN STANDING – 25
CASTLE – 60 (+3)
THE NEIGHBORS – 16
NASHVILLE – 21 (-1)
SUBURGATORY – 19
THE MIDDLE – 58 (+2)
SCANDAL – 11
ONCE UPON A TIME – 43
GREY’S ANATOMY – 12 (-2)
MODERN FAMILY – 33 (+1)
CBS
BLUE BLOODS – 22
CSI: NY – 21
VEGAS – 13
THE GOOD WIFE – 25
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT – 24 (-1)
THE MENTALIST – 23
CSI – 25
ELEMENTARY – 25
HAWAII FIVE-0 – 13
NCIS: LA – 25
CRIMINAL MINDS – 4 (-2)
PERSON OF INTEREST – 57 (+3)
MIKE & MOLLY – 33
NCIS – 34 (+2)
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER – 23 (-3)
2 BROKE GIRLS – 17
TWO AND A HALF MEN – 10 (+1)
THE BIG BANG THEORY – 56
CW
EMILY OWENS – 18 (-2)
NIKITA – 48 (+2)
THE CARRIE DIARIES – 11 (-3)
HART OF DIXIE – 29 (-1)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 12
SUPERNATURAL – 51 (+3)
ARROW – 56 (+1)
FOX
THE CLEVELAND SHOW – 6
THE MINDY PROJECT – 22 (-1)
TOUCH – 53 (+3)
RAISING HOPE – 70 (+2)
NEW GIRL – 12 (-2)
BONES – 27 (+1)
BOB’S BURGERS – 30
GLEE – 11 (-3)
THE SIMPSONS – 25
THE FOLLOWING – 34
FAMILY GUY – 9
NBC
UP ALL NIGHT – 2 (-2)
THE NEW NORMAL – 17 (-3)
1600 PENN – 23
COMMUNITY – 49 (+2)
30 ROCK – 40
GUYS WITH KIDS – 17
GO ON – 33
DECEPTION – 21
SMASH – 27
DO NO HARM – 20 (+1)
PARKS & REC – 40 (-1)
GRIMM – 21
PARENTHOOD – 25
THE OFFICE – 23
SVU – 15
CHICAGO FIRE – 25
REVOLUTION – 55 (+3)
Basic Cable:
COUGAR TOWN – 52 (-2)
PERCEPTION – 32 (-1)
THE AMERICANS – 33
CONTINUUM – 38 (+2)
PSYCH – 28
THE WALKING DEAD – 26
AMERICAN HORROR STORY – 26
FALLING SKIES – 23 (-2)
WAREHOUSE 13 – 24
DOCTOR WHO – 21 (+1)
BURN NOTICE – 24
RIZZOLI & ISLES – 34 (+3)
HOT IN CLEVELAND – 13 (-3)